Programming Is Expensive

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Programming Is Expensive

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Ah, the infamous Java error logs - where class names are longer than your grocery list and stack traces extend further than your student loans. This dev's setup is perfect: the monitor displays the class names while the stack trace is so massive it needs its own dedicated vertical screen. When your error log requires more screen real estate than your actual code, you know you've achieved peak enterprise Java. The real cost of Java programming isn't the hardware—it's the therapy sessions after debugging these monstrosities.

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