I Hate Me More Than I Hate Java

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I Hate Me More Than I Hate Java

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Self-loathing is the programmer's default state—until they encounter Java. The comic perfectly captures that moment when you realize your hatred for verbose syntax, endless boilerplate, and "AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean" monstrosities somehow exceeds your existential developer despair. It's that special feeling when you'd rather debug your own spaghetti code than deal with another NullPointerException. At least your psychological issues don't require 5GB of RAM just to say "hello world."

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