I Hate Me More Than I Hate Java

Content Net Developer Centric Consulting Apply On Company Site Do you have a passion for JAVA? Centric Consulting is looking to hire a NET Developer for one of our key clients. Our client is looking for a seasoned professional to make an impact on their team and personal career. This is a mid-level full time remote employment opportunity with our client. What You'll Do as a .NET Developer Build new features and write all kinds of automated tests for them (AngularJS 2 and REST services in WebAPI). Maintain existing features (ASP.NET MVC 5). Keep builds green (TeamCity) and deploy releases (Octopus Deploy). Help write scripts (mainly Powershell) if you enjoy automating processes. Come up with ideas. Learn, refactor, improve. Work in an Agile Kanban way in a remote team. What You'll Bring We want someone who likes to solve problems. You should enjoy taking on the hard stuff. Excellent communication skills are important - both written and verbal. Last but not least, you will, of course, need to be a solid Net Developer. We are looking for people with demonstrated capabilities with Net. The more experience you have with technologies and languages such as C, NET 4.5, WebAPI, ASP NET MVC 5, AngularJS 2, TypeScript, SQL, Entity Framework, the better. Centric believes the best solutions come from diverse teams. We strive to have an environment where everyone has an opportunity to be successful regardiess of their race, color, religion, gender, national origin, ancestry, age, disability, military or veteran status, sexual orientation or gender identity Centric Consulting - 30 days ago - save job - original job

Oh honey, you thought this was about SPEED? *dramatic hair flip* The top panel shows a cute little race between programming languages, but the REAL competition is in the bottom panel where your code gets ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED by errors that come out of NOWHERE! Your precious Python with its indentation errors? TRAGIC. Java throwing NullPointerExceptions like confetti at a parade? DEVASTATING. And don't even get me STARTED on JavaScript with its NPM install drama - it's like watching a dumpster fire in slow motion while someone plays the violin! The universe doesn't care which language is faster when your code is busy IMPLODING on itself! The real winner is the bug that makes you question your entire career choice at 3AM!

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The intimidating gorilla staring into your soul represents the crushing reality that faces every programmer - no matter how advanced you become, how many frameworks you master, or how many years you spend in the industry, you'll still find yourself Googling the syntax for "Hello World" in whatever language you're using. It's that humbling moment when you've architected complex systems but still can't remember if it's print() , console.log() , System.out.println() , or fmt.Println() . The primal rage in those gorilla eyes is just your inner impostor syndrome wondering how you still have a job.