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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Corporate confusion Memes

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You Guys Are Paying For Git?

Git Devops Programming
23 hours ago 104.9K views 0 shares
You Guys Are Paying For Git?
Someone's confusing Git with Disney+, and honestly, that tracks for management decisions. Git is free and open source - always has been. GitHub might charge for premium features, but the core version control system costs exactly zero euros. This is like saying you're dropping oxygen because it's getting too pricey. The real comedy is imagining a dev trying to explain to their boss that Git isn't a streaming service with Family Guy reruns. "No sir, it's where we store our code, not where you watch Thanos snap." This is why we drink so much coffee.

Flavors Of Java

Java Csharp Microsoft Android Programming
2 months ago 317.5K views 0 shares
Flavors Of Java
The programmer in this meme is living in a parallel universe where Microsoft created Java, not C#. It's like claiming your first car was a unicorn, then your second was a horse, and somehow that qualified you to work at a zebra ranch. For those keeping score at home: Java was created by Sun Microsystems (later acquired by Oracle), Android uses a Java variant, and Microsoft's C# was actually created after Java as a competitor. This person's programming timeline is as accurate as a sundial at midnight.

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