Code A Bit In Java

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Code A Bit In Java

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Started the day feeling optimistic about Java. "I love this language! Why all the hate?" Fast forward 20 minutes: "Let me just code for a bit." Two hours later, I'm staring at 47 AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeans and contemplating a career in goat farming. The blurry final panel perfectly captures that moment when your soul leaves your body after writing your 17th getter/setter pair of the day.

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