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The eternal identity crisis of C# in a nutshell! Poor Luigi of programming languages gets mistaken for "Microsoft Java" by its own family. The irony is delicious considering Microsoft literally created C# as their answer to Java after their Java implementation got legally smacked. Now C# is that awkward cousin who has to constantly remind everyone "No, I'm NOT just Java with training wheels." Yet the family resemblance is... undeniable.

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The meme starts with a noble plea to "STOP making fun of different programming languages" followed by compliments for various languages: C is FAST, Java is POPULAR, Ruby is COOL, Python is BEAUTIFUL, Haskell is INTRIGUING... and then there's just "JavaScript" with no compliment whatsoever. The silent burn is absolutely devastating. Even in a post about not making fun of languages, JavaScript still gets thrown under the bus by omission. The programming equivalent of your mom saying she loves all her children equally and then forgetting to mention you.

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Content Sith Programmer SithProgrammer We don't use Git in our office (unbelievable right?) so we play AmongUs IRL. Every now and then we call an emergency meeting and decide who wrote these crappy module and sabotaged our plans to meet deadline. 8:07 PM 16 Sep 20 Twitter for Android