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Content I rProgrammerHumor JavaScript Teacher javascriptual When I worked at Google I saw this code: if (user.cookies.agreed) CollectData(user) else CollectData(user) 9:28 am 27 Jan 21 Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 201 Likes

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The eternal Rust vs Java holy war continues with Olympic-level savagery! This meme perfectly captures the programming language tribalism that's somehow more intense than actual sports rivalries. On the left: Rust evangelists writing manifestos about memory safety while seeing themselves as enlightened gurus. Meanwhile, everyone else sees them as that person who has to mention Rust in every conversation. ("Have you tried rewriting it in Rust?") On the right: The 300K upvotes for "JAVA BAD HAHA" represents how low-effort Java bashing always gets massive engagement despite being the programming equivalent of dad jokes. It's the "works on my machine" of programming humor. The best part? The assembly code lurking in the corner, silently judging everyone while actually running the world. Classic.

Content Replying to alacodes and bbb999 If human beings evolved new organs as frequently as they do Javascript frameworks, you can bet the doctors would be Googling it too. 10:53 PM 11 Aug 19 Twitter Web App

Content AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I FINALLY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT JAVASCRIPT! (typeof x 'undefined" 88 undefined 88 ! undefined WHAT IS X? yA! document. all F..ING NERD!!!