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JavaScript gets all the love while C, Java, Rust, and others gang up on poor PHP. Then in the shadows, we find the true outcasts: another PHP developer and the mythical Monkey C programmer, sweating nervously because nobody even remembers they exist. The programming language hierarchy in one comic! JavaScript strutting around like it owns the web (it kinda does), while PHP gets bullied despite powering like 80% of the internet. And Monkey C? That's the language you put on your resume when you're hoping the interviewer is too embarrassed to admit they've never heard of it.

Content Finding all objects that have a given property inside a collection 58 26 java collections 7 3 Sounds like you're trying to write a database in Java. Duplicate: stackoverflow.comquestions122105.. 2 You should try Scala: gist.github.com2304539 2 This is where C is superior because C has LINQ.

Content Yeah that's very easy to do 6:34 AM J even though it's easy but i can't Moreover, I can't find the tutorial on YouTube do you have any tips sir? Hehe 7:40 AM JSON.stringift(metadata, null, 2); Thats how you solve it 7:41 AM J Im not developer btw sir I do that on visual studio? 7:44 AM You can do it in any text editor. Now is a great time to learn how to code! 7:44 AM Yeah sir this problem came from my client, I made a mass upload service on fiver. and this is my first client. 7:46 AM Imao, why would you create a coding job on Fiverr when you don't even know what JavaScript is? hahahaha 7:47 AM J

Self-loathing is the programmer's default state—until they encounter Java. The comic perfectly captures that moment when you realize your hatred for verbose syntax, endless boilerplate, and "AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean" monstrosities somehow exceeds your existential developer despair. It's that special feeling when you'd rather debug your own spaghetti code than deal with another NullPointerException. At least your psychological issues don't require 5GB of RAM just to say "hello world."

Content 1.1 The Groovy story At Groovy One 2004 -a gathering of Groovy developers in London-James Strachan gave a keynote address telling the story of how he arrived at the idea of inventing Groovy. He and his wife were waiting for a late plane. While she went shopping, he visited an internet cafe and spontaneously decided to go to the Python website and study the language. In the course of this activity, he became more and more intrigued. Being a seasoned Java programmer, he recognized that his home language lacked many of the interesting and useful features Python had invented, such as native language support for common datatypes in an expressive syntax and, more important, dynamic behav- ior. The idea was born to bring such features to Java. ProdrammerHumor.io

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