Being Java Developer In 2024

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Being Java Developer In 2024

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BEHOLD! The modern Java developer's plight—desperately trying to build a Spring Boot app with the technological equivalent of a cardboard tube and duct tape! 😭 While the rest of the world moves on with shiny new frameworks, here's our hero, wearing headphones to drown out the screams of 10,000 XML configuration files and 47 dependency injections gone wrong. The blue cardboard tube represents hope... the last remaining shred of sanity before the inevitable heap space error crushes their soul. And yet, they persist! Because nothing says "enterprise-ready" like spending 6 hours configuring Tomcat while your Node.js friends built an entire startup in the meantime!

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