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Ah yes, the classic "$800,000 bootcamp" that promises to transform you into a software engineer in just 3 months by teaching you *checks notes* approximately 87 programming languages, including some that barely exist anymore. Nothing says "legitimate education" like cramming Fortran, COBOL, and Assembly alongside React and TypeScript into 90 days. The "if you can't find a job you can spit on our faces" guarantee is the cherry on top of this scam sundae. Spoiler alert: The only thing you'll master in 3 months is how to lose $800K faster than a startup with free snacks and ping pong tables.

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OH. MY. GOD. The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of hitting Caps Lock by accident and realizing your variable name is now screaming at you! First you're like "WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING?!" Then you stare at your code for 20 minutes, questioning your entire existence, only to finally spot that your precious little userName somehow transformed into UserName and now your case-sensitive language is throwing a fit! The sheer DRAMA of that moment when it finally clicks and you whisper "oh, that's why" with the defeated expression of someone who just wasted an hour of their life on a SINGLE CAPITAL LETTER! 💀

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