When You Get Aliexpress CPU

The PC gamer staring longingly through the blinds at console players getting GTA 6 first is just *chef's kiss* painful accuracy. That May 26, 2026 date might as well be etched on our tombstones. Nothing quite captures the essence of PC gaming like watching console peasants get early access while we sit in our expensive gaming chairs surrounded by RGB lighting that cost more than a PS5. But hey, at least we'll get the game when it's properly debugged... in 2027... maybe.

Nothing says "I love you, son" quite like your dad sending you a picture of himself wielding a rocket launcher with "lol" as the only caption after you ask for $800 RAM. The man looked at DDR5 prices, looked at his bank account, looked at you, and decided that warfare was the more reasonable option. Dads will drop $2,000 on a riding lawnmower they'll use twice a year but suggest upgrading your PC and suddenly they're sending you threatening memes. The audacity of asking for computer parts when you could just "download more RAM" is apparently grounds for comedic violence. At least he has a sense of humor about denying your hardware upgrade dreams.

Nothing makes you feel like a digital dinosaur quite like discovering your "super old laptop" has an M2 slot. You thought you were being all retro-cool by upgrading from HDD to SSD, only to find out your ancient relic is actually newer than half your Steam library. That moment when you realize technology has lapped you twice and you're still running updates from 2018. The future is now, old man!

Let's be honest, that microscopic blue sliver labeled "To run shit better/futureproof" is the lie we tell ourselves. The massive red circle of truth? "To have even cooler PC." We're all just hardware addicts pretending we need that 4090 Ti for "computational efficiency" when really we just want to see our RGB reflection in tempered glass while Discord runs at 600 FPS. The practical justification for upgrading is basically a rounding error compared to the primal desire for shiny new components.

Every ML engineer's origin story right here. You've got grand visions of training neural networks that'll revolutionize the industry, but your wallet says "best I can do is a GTX 1050 from 2016." So you sit there, watching your model train at the speed of continental drift, contemplating whether you should sell a kidney or just rent GPU time on AWS for $3/hour and watch your budget evaporate faster than your hopes and dreams. The real kicker? Your model needs 24GB VRAM but you're running on 4GB like you're trying to fit an elephant into a Smart car. Time to get creative with batch sizes of 1 and pray to the optimization gods.

The ultimate irony of Rust developers! While they preach memory safety and zero-cost abstractions, this meme suggests they secretly want to replace your Linux machine with a rusty, abandoned computer case. It's a brilliant play on the word "rust" – both the programming language obsessed with preventing memory leaks and the actual oxidation process that's clearly consumed this poor PC. Rust evangelists are notorious for wanting to rewrite everything in their beloved language ("Rewrite it in Rust!"), but maybe we should draw the line at turning our hardware into actual rust. Your C++ code might have memory leaks, but at least it won't literally decompose your hardware!