Ordered an Intel i9 for $29.99 with "free shipping" and got this masterpiece of engineering. That's not thermal paste under the plastic wrap—it's the tears of whoever tried to compile React on this thing. Comes with exclusive features like "runs at 0.01 GHz" and "melts when you open Chrome." The rubber bands are actually the most advanced component here—they're holding together both the CPU and your shattered dreams of running anything more complex than a calculator app.
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