Sony Why Rule

The eternal dance between Nintendo's legal department and PC gamers with emulators. Nintendo's like that one project manager who won't share documentation but expects perfect results. Nintendo: "Stop emulating our 30-year-old games that we refuse to make available on modern hardware!" PC Gamers: "Watch me run Super Mario 64 at 4K/144fps with ray tracing while you're still figuring out how to make an online service that doesn't lag like it's 1998."

The eternal computer science debate that makes absolutely no sense to normal humans: endianness. On the left, the logical person crying because "end" should refer to what comes last (little-endian should be MSB first). On the right, Danny Cohen smugly enjoying the chaos he created by naming it backwards - where "big end" refers to the most significant byte coming first. For the uninitiated: endianness determines how multi-byte values are stored in memory. It's like arguing whether to read a number from left-to-right or right-to-left, except we've been fighting about it since the 1980s and nobody will ever surrender.

Previous generation at 23: "Let's buy a house and plan for our growing family!" Developers at 33: "If I save $100 a month, I might afford that GPU that'll be obsolete before I finish typing this sentence." Nothing says "I've made it" quite like calculating how many Cup Noodles you need to skip to afford hardware that'll run your poorly optimized code slightly faster. Financial planning at its finest!

The eternal struggle of every CS graduate - spending four years learning algorithms, data structures, and computational theory only to be reduced to "the tech person" who can supposedly fix any electronic device within a 50-mile radius. That smug little smirk in the final panel says it all. It's the universal "I could write you a sorting algorithm that would make Donald Knuth weep with joy, but diagnosing why your laptop makes that weird clicking noise? Yeah... I'm suddenly very busy with important computer science things." The cognitive dissonance is exquisite. We're simultaneously expected to understand the deepest mysteries of computation AND why your printer only works when Mercury isn't in retrograde.

Nvidia's marketing department working overtime to impress people who haven't upgraded since 2012! Comparing their shiny new RTX 5060 Ti to the ancient GT 710 is like bragging that your Tesla outruns a horse and buggy. "50x faster" sounds impressive until you realize they're benchmarking against a GPU that was already budget-tier when Obama was president. Next headline: "New iPhone charges 100x faster than telegraph machines!"

The eternal battle between developers and printers continues! This poor dev thought mentioning his profession would somehow help with his printer problems, but instead triggered a PTSD episode in his therapist. Ten years of coding experience and I still whisper sweet nothings to my printer before every job. "Please work, I'll update your drivers, I promise." Printers are the final boss that no amount of Stack Overflow can help you defeat.