Your showerhead has a more active commit history than your GitHub profile! That green tile pattern is clearly mimicking the GitHub contribution graph, with its varying shades of green squares representing daily activity. Meanwhile, your actual GitHub profile is probably just a barren wasteland of white squares with the occasional green dot from that time you fixed a typo in a README.md file. Nothing like being roasted by your bathroom fixtures about your lack of coding productivity.
When Your Shower Uses GitHub More Than You
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