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You know you're the James Bond of the team when your license to code comes with a 007 prefix. Zero useful code changes, zero clue if anything actually works, and seven random letters mashed into the commit message like "asdfghj" because who has time for meaningful documentation when you're too busy not contributing?
Every group project has that one person who treats version control like a game of Russian roulette. They push code with the confidence of a secret agent but the competence of someone who just discovered what Git is yesterday. Meanwhile, you're stuck doing code review on commits that look like their cat walked across the keyboard.
The real tragedy? They'll still get the same grade as you when the project is done. Welcome to collaborative software development, where carrying the team is not a choice—it's a lifestyle.
