The ultimate programmer pickup line that makes everyone else's flirting attempts look like deprecated code! This gem cleverly plays on Git terminology where "commit" means both pushing code changes to a repository AND making a relationship official. The double entendre is absolutely *chef's kiss* for devs who spend more time with repositories than with actual humans. Guaranteed to either land you a date or trigger a merge conflict with their personal boundaries.
Programmer Rizz: Git Commit To Love
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