Not Even A Joke

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Not Even A Joke

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The eternal developer paradox: spending 8 hours debugging a complex authentication system but completely freezing up when faced with the green "Code" button on GitHub. The fear is real—do I clone? Download ZIP? Copy the URL? And what's this "gitmodules" thing? Meanwhile, StackOverflow is full of answers that assume you've already mastered this dark art. The silent shame of senior developers everywhere.

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