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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Tech flirting Memes

Posts tagged with Tech flirting

Programmers Flirting Be Like

Programming Databases Backend
10 days ago 93.7K views 3 shares
Programmers Flirting Be Like
When asked about the perfect date, normal people think candlelit dinners or beach walks. Programmers? They go straight to ISO standards. DD/MM/YYYY - because nothing says "I understand your needs" like eliminating date format ambiguity. The struggle of working with MM/DD/YYYY Americans vs. the rest of the world is the true international conflict nobody talks about. Romance is temporary, but proper data formatting is forever.

Programmer Rizz: Git Commit To Love

Git Programming
6 months ago 168.1K views 0 shares
Programmer Rizz: Git Commit To Love
The ultimate programmer pickup line that makes everyone else's flirting attempts look like deprecated code! This gem cleverly plays on Git terminology where "commit" means both pushing code changes to a repository AND making a relationship official. The double entendre is absolutely *chef's kiss* for devs who spend more time with repositories than with actual humans. Guaranteed to either land you a date or trigger a merge conflict with their personal boundaries.

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