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Github If EA Made It

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Github If EA Made It

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Welcome to the dystopian nightmare where you need to pay $49.99 just to VIEW your own code! Every single file is locked behind a paywall, because apparently the README.md you wrote last Tuesday is now premium content worth $1.99. Want to see your .gitignore? That'll be 99 cents, peasant.

The sidebar is absolutely SENDING me with "PAY TO UNLOCK" plastered on literally everything - Issues, Pull Requests, Discussions, even the freaking Wiki. And naturally there's a "PREMIUM ACCESS" subscription box screaming at you from the corner, because why would basic functionality be free when you can monetize the absolute soul out of version control?

But wait, there's MORE! For the low low price of $14.99/month you can unlock "EA Pro+" which graciously gives you "priority support" and "early access features" - you know, things that should probably just... exist. Oh, and there's a microtransaction store selling "1000 Code Credits" for $4.99 because apparently commits are now a premium currency. The tagline "CODE. IT'S IN THE GAME." is *chef's kiss* levels of corporate satire.

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