Yes They Do Exist (The Frontend Masochists)

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Yes They Do Exist (The Frontend Masochists)

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There's a special circle of hell for frontend devs who manually write SVG path commands. That rabbit's just chilling with its <path d="M0,0 C0,20 20,0..."> while the HEX color kid is having a breakdown. And then there's the canvas API coder - somehow functioning despite the absolute madness of drawing pixels by hand. We've all been there at 2AM, debugging why our beautiful UI looks like abstract art. The real mythical creature isn't the 10x developer - it's anyone who does this stuff voluntarily.

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