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Ah, the digital clock showing 9:77:58 – the perfect representation of what happens when you decide requirements are just "suggestions." This is basically what your code looks like when you decide that time constraints, logic, and basic physics are merely optional guidelines. Sure, there are only 60 minutes in an hour according to "conventional standards," but your code boldly asks: "Says who?" This is the same energy as returning a string when the function clearly asks for an integer. Revolutionary? Perhaps. Functional? Absolutely not. But hey, at least your code is consistent in its complete disregard for reality!

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That magical moment when you realize your 500-line monstrosity can be replaced by 20 elegant lines of code. The pure satisfaction of refactoring spaghetti into something that actually makes sense is practically orgasmic in programmer terms. Nothing beats that smug feeling of deleting more code than you write – it's like being paid to throw away garbage. Veteran devs know the best code is the code you don't have to maintain. Bonus points if you do it with a CSS array that somehow looks "beautiful" despite CSS being the digital equivalent of trying to nail jello to a wall.