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The software development lifecycle as told by a stroller: First, we have the Feature - pristine, untouched, still in the showroom. Marketing's dream child with those sexy green wheels. Then comes Dev Testing - "Yeah, it works on my machine!" The developer casually strolls with it, confident everything's fine because they're walking on a smooth, predictable path. Next up: QA Testing - Sprinting through the mall, pushing it to its limits, trying to break that sucker before release. "But have you tried clicking the button 17 times while holding Shift?" Finally, the User - a crude stick figure flying off a skateboard while the stroller crashes separately. Because in production, users will find ways to break your code that you couldn't imagine in your wildest fever dreams. And that's why we can't have nice things in software.

The existential crisis of password management in its purest form. First, you can't remember your password. Then when you try to create a new one, the system hits you with that classic security measure preventing you from reusing old passwords—which is technically correct since you just failed to enter it twice! The wrapped-up cat of despair perfectly captures that moment when you realize you're trapped in authentication purgatory. It's that special kind of digital suffering that makes you question your life choices and wonder if maybe you should've just written everything down on a sticky note like your grandparents.

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