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The Web Scraper

by Programmer January 29, 2023, 7:35 am 1.7k Views

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The 21 year old Scraper Scrapes web pages ‘to collect data’ "Is that a webpage? OH GOD I’M GONNA SCRAAAAAAAAPE" Doesn’t know what an API is Somehow managed to evade captcha systems – Google is in shock Keeps CloudFlare and other anti-bot services on their toes Retinas cooked to a crisp due to staring at an IDE all day Doesn’t properly cache scraped data, often leading to tonnes of requests per second which overloads smaller websites "Current time? You mean id"last-update"timedatetime?" Forgot English, now only knows XPath Analytics companies fear him ProdrammerHumor.io

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