The Frontend Developer's Descent Into Madness

Oh, the sacred progression of a developer's affection! Rejecting Frontend? Check. Dismissing Backend? Double check. But Weekend ? Now that's the true engineering paradise where bugs don't exist and deployment deadlines are mythical creatures! The perfect wordplay on "end" reveals our collective truth - we'd rather have two days of freedom than either end of the development stack. The irony? We'll probably spend the weekend debugging anyway.

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Oh. My. GOD. Remember when we actually had DIFFERENT WORDS for things?! The absolute HORROR of today's tech world where literally EVERYTHING is just an "app" now! 🙄 We've gone from a rich vocabulary of technical terms like "operating system," "daemon," and "compiler" to just... "app." THAT'S IT. That's all we get! The entire computing universe has been reduced to a single three-letter word while some turtleneck-wearing executive laughs maniacally at how they've destroyed our linguistic diversity! Next thing you know, we'll just grunt and point at screens. Why use many word when few word do trick?

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