Seen posts like this and guess it’s my turn, this feels like a right of passage

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Content Thursday, 14 April in LinkedIn nOw New promoted C Developer role. You're being notified since you passed the JavaScript Assessment.

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Oh the duality of internet dwellers! 😂 On the left, we've got the programmer having an existential crisis over code that looks like a Russian nesting doll of if-statements. SEVEN LEVELS DEEP?! That's not code, that's an inception sequel! Meanwhile, the Reddit chad on the right is casually munching popcorn through 57 replies of people arguing whether JavaScript is trash or if tabs are better than spaces. The irony? The code is literally checking if someone hates JavaScript and bullies others... which is basically Reddit's favorite pastime. It's the circle of strife! ✨

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