Safari is such a pain.

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Nothing says "productive day" quite like spending five hours fighting with Tauri's dependencies while your will to live slowly drains from your body. Those marketing slogans should come with an asterisk: "Fast, easy to use, out of the box"* *After sacrificing your sanity to the dependency gods and questioning every life choice that led you to frontend development. The hollow, sleep-deprived stare is complimentary.

Content What about Thor? Offworld. Captain Marvel? Unavailable. Java script? Too many frameworks

Backend developers live in a simpler world. Need to print "Hello World"? That's like 3 lines of code in most languages. But then they peek over at the frontend React ecosystem and witness the horror... To build a basic React app in 2023, you need: Node.js, npm/yarn/pnpm, webpack/vite/parcel, babel, ESLint, Prettier, TypeScript, a state management library, a CSS framework, a component library, testing tools, and probably 5 more dependencies just to display those magical words on screen. The face on the right perfectly captures that moment of existential dread when a backend dev realizes the npm install is still running after 5 minutes just to render two words. Pure frontend chaos.

Oh look, another UI/UX "improvement" that strips away all useful details! Left: Earth with its messy continents, textures, and actual information. Right: The designer's "clean" version—a minimalist gradient sphere that tells you absolutely nothing but looks "modern." This is basically what happens when the design team gets too much power in a sprint planning meeting. "Users don't need to see countries, that's information overload! Let's simplify!" Next update: continents will be available as a premium subscription feature.