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This code is the programming equivalent of filling a bathtub one teaspoon at a time while expanding the bathtub after each spoon. 😱 Instead of reading the file in chunks or pre-allocating memory, this monster allocates exactly ONE byte, reads ONE character, reallocates the ENTIRE array, and repeats for EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER. The malloc/realloc combo is basically begging the memory manager to have a nervous breakdown. The performance would be so catastrophically bad that you could probably go make a sandwich between reading "Hello" and "World". It's like watching someone solve a maze by rebuilding the entire universe after each step.

That unique mixture of concern and barely contained glee when production crashes and burns, but your code isn't the culprit. First panel: professional concern for the team. Second panel: desperately suppressing the urge to say "not my module" in the emergency Slack channel. The schadenfreude is palpable. Sure, you'll help debug... right after you finish that coffee you suddenly need.