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If Code Was In The Real World

css web development Literal code Real world bugs Positioning Margin Air conditioner Hotel

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1 year ago 282,319 views 2 shares

If Code Was In The Real World

css-memes, frontend-memes, positioning-memes, margin-memes, web-development-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The physical manifestation of CSS positioning gone wrong! That air conditioner hanging precariously off the wall is literally implementing margin-left: -25px; from the hotel-room.css file. This is what happens when you let front-end developers design actual buildings. The TV mounted in the corner is just waiting for its own negative margin property to send it crashing down. Props to whoever installed these - they followed the specs exactly as written, regardless of how catastrophically unsafe the result. Ship it to production!

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