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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
Literal code Memes
Posts tagged with Literal code
If Code Was In The Real World
Frontend
Webdev
Javascript
1 year ago
291.5K views
2 shares
The physical manifestation of CSS positioning gone wrong! That air conditioner hanging precariously off the wall is literally implementing margin-left: -25px; from the hotel-room.css file. This is what happens when you let front-end developers design actual buildings. The TV mounted in the corner is just waiting for its own negative margin property to send it crashing down. Props to whoever installed these - they followed the specs exactly as written, regardless of how catastrophically unsafe the result. Ship it to production!
This Is What Hard Coding Looks Like
Programming
Debugging
Backend
Frontend
1 year ago
273.5K views
0 shares
The ultimate programmer dad joke has arrived! This meme shows a mattress literally shaped like the letter "S" between two bed frames - making it "hard-coded" in the most physical sense possible. It's what happens when you take programming terms literally. This is exactly what your senior developer warned you about when they said "don't hardcode values!" Now we know why - your code ends up sleeping uncomfortably and waking up with back problems. The only thing more painful than maintaining this bed would be maintaining the legacy code it represents.
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The Stereotype
Programming
110.0K views
2 years ago
That's why we call it C sharp
Backend
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