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That magical moment when you run ESLint hoping to fix your code, only to discover it's playing multiplayer instead of single-player mode. You start with 10 errors, hit that glorious "Fix All" button with the confidence of someone who's never been betrayed by technology, and suddenly you're the proud owner of 20 errors. It's like watching your technical debt compound interest in real-time. Six years of professional development experience and I still fall for this every damn time. The only thing more reliable than ESLint breaking your code is your PM asking "how hard could it be to add this small feature?"

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OMG the absolute BETRAYAL in this image! 💔 Visual Studio Code has somehow infiltrated the squad while the VS Code logo stands there smugly like it owns the place! The audacity! The drama! Every developer has that ONE editor they tried for like 15 minutes in 2017 and somehow developed a lifelong blood oath to defend it to the death. VS Code swooped in with its extensions and pretty icons and now we're all TRAPPED in its blue embrace forever! Meanwhile, our poor abandoned Notepad++ icons weep silently in the recycling bin. 😭

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THE ABSOLUTE HORROR of ordering pizza as a developer! Papa John's out here with their "{NAME}" and "{userEmail}" placeholders just raw-dogging it in production! 😱 The eternal struggle between hunger and witnessing someone's template variables that never got replaced. Meanwhile that little loading spinner is probably making a desperate API call to nowhere because SOMEONE FORGOT TO VALIDATE THE FORM DATA. The pizza might arrive, but my faith in their codebase certainly won't. And don't get me started on "Loading pick up info..." – honey, you can't pick up what your variables couldn't put down! 💅