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Content Full Stack Python Developer (Unpaid Internship) SAVE Anywhere Apply on Angel.co 16 days ago 11 Work from home Internship Job highlights Identified by Google from the original job post Qualifications 14 years of data science experience, including at startups 2x co-founder with 2x successful exits Python Javascript Django AWS Azure Kuberetes Machine Learning Ray Having a technical degree would be nice, but not necessary if you have the appropriate experience Responsibilities The internshipfellowship will offer the participant hands-on experience in a DevTool platform specifically for Al uses cases Selected interns will work closely with the CTO and will also be able to participate in a 1-hour AMA with the CEO 2x per month to ask anything on their mind (startup-related or otherwise)

Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes

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Content Seth Rosen sethrosen Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT FROM someidealcleanandpristine.table thatyouthinkexists 1:42 PM 20 Apr 20 Twitter Web App 3,161 Retweets 20.5K Likes 17

Ah, the classic "I've created a security nightmare but should I mention it?" dilemma. This developer is basically building a financial exploit disguised as a checkout system. By skipping backend price validation, they've created the digital equivalent of a self-checkout where customers can type in whatever price they want. "That Ferrari? Oh, it's $4.99 today." Hackers aren't even needed when the developers themselves are creating the vulnerabilities. The real question isn't "Should I tell them?" but rather "How fast can I update my resume before someone notices?"

The classic digital Sophie's Choice: suffer through a "brief" 15-second ad or endure an endless barrage of NSFW pop-ups that would make a malware scanner have an existential crisis. YouTube's algorithm somehow thinks we're all desperate to see these ads, as if my 2 AM search for "how to center a div" clearly indicates I'm in the market for questionable supplements and sketchy dating sites. The real joke? We developers spend hours optimizing code to save milliseconds while willingly wasting 15 seconds watching some guy explain why his dropshipping course will change our lives. And yet, we'd rather wipe a production database than click that "YouTube Premium" button.