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React needs memory for its virtual DOM. Angular needs memory for bindings, subscriptions, and observables. Meanwhile jQuery just vibes with direct DOM manipulation, whistling past the graveyard of modern frontend architecture. The real joke here is that both modern frameworks are stressed about their memory footprint while jQuery is out here living its best life with zero abstractions and maximum selector chaos. Sure, your app might be unmaintainable spaghetti code, but at least you're not debugging memory leaks in a reactive state management system at 2 PM on a Friday.

Content When you are developing a https website and testing with some random certificate Chrome: Connection is insecure yuva.krishna.memes Me: I'm not in danger. I am the danger.

Ah, "vibe coding" – where you put on lo-fi beats, use a neon-backlit mechanical keyboard, and pretend you're in The Matrix while writing three lines of HTML. The brutal reality check hits when your aesthetic code inevitably breaks and suddenly your "flow state" can't fix a null pointer exception. It's basically cosplay for people who want to look like hackers on Instagram but still end up Googling "how to center a div" for the 47th time. The aesthetic is immaculate until you actually need your code to, you know, work . The cognitive dissonance is chef's kiss: "I'm totally in the zone typing these beautiful lines of code that I have absolutely no idea how to debug when they inevitably crash and burn."

Content Clement Mihailescu Following Co-Founder CEO, AlgoExpert Ex-Google" 1w G My heart goes out to all backend and infrastructure engineers. While frontend engineers get praised for their beautiful UIs and product managers get credited for their awesome products, backend infra engineers get little to no recognition, except when a service goes down for 5 minutes, at which point they get called garbage engineers who can't keep a service up. We appreciate you, backend infra engineers! softwareengineering programming 23,738 580 comments Love Comment Tell them what you loved" Share Send ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Samantha B Hassan 10420 7 years ago I worked at a small company of about 15 people. I sent an email to all my co-workers one Friday, inviting them on a weekend hike. Only one person came, a guy from the web dev team that I'd hardley spoken to. Today is our 6th wedding anniversary. We're going hiking. 7,293 t7 923K 13M James trymybest18 Replying to samanthabhassan Web development guy, eh? Sounds like someone who might have the expertise to delete that email from everyone else's inbox.

Year 1: Everything is a crisis. Every bug is existential. You're debugging CSS at 2 AM wondering if you're cut out for this career while your tears blur the screen. Year not 1: npm install confetti and call it a day. Someone else will maintain it. Someone else will debug it. Someone else will cry about it. The circle of life continues. Experience teaches you the most valuable skill in software development: strategic apathy. Why reinvent the wheel when there's a package for that? Why stress about implementation details when Google exists and Stack Overflow has already solved your problem 47 times? You've evolved from "I must understand everything" to "does it work? ship it." The real wisdom is knowing that future you is technically "some other dev" too.