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Someone asked ChatGPT about JavaScript's export default App; syntax and got the most refreshingly honest AI response ever: "I honestly have no idea." Finally, an AI that admits defeat instead of confidently hallucinating some nonsensical explanation about React components! If only my junior devs had this level of self-awareness instead of copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers they don't understand. The robots might replace us, but at least they'll be upfront about their limitations.

Content Missile Guidance System Missile object const missile target: X: 100 50. devlation: vartation: correctionFactor: 0.1, I Function to calculate the deviation function calculateDeviation ) a missile.deviation.x missile.target.x messlle.aevlaccon.y - missile.position.x: ussLe.cevLaLton. messlle.postulon.y; missile.position. Function to calculate the variation function calculateVariation! missile.variation.x missile.position.x - missile.target.x; missile.variation.y missile.position.v - missile.target.v: messlle.vartaccon.zmesstle.postclon.z-messlle.carget.z Function to correct the missile's position function correctPosition() messlle.postcron.x messtle.correccconfaccor messe.aevlaccon.x; missile.position.y missile.correctionFactor missile.deviation.y; missile.position.z missile.correctionractor missile.devlation.z: Main guidance loop function guidanceLoop ( ) calculatebevlation: if missile.position.x !- missile.target. Il missile.position.y ! missile.target.y missile calculateVariation): correctposition): console. log( 'Missile correction applied."); console. log('New position:', missile.position); setTimeout (guidanceLoop, 1000); Continue the loop after a delay of 1 segondse console.loa Missile has reached the target. I Start the guidance system console.log( 'Missile launched!' guidanceLoop ( );

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When your security audit consists of pressing "OK" and moving on. Somewhere, a security engineer just felt a disturbance in the force. The perfect mix of horrifying vulnerability and casual acknowledgment - just click "OK" and pretend you didn't see that any user could inject JavaScript and rewrite an entire website for years. Security through obscurity at its finest.