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Oh. My. GOD. Someone call the design police! This developer has turned their code editor into a calligraphy masterclass with that absurdly fancy font! 😱 The CSS is literally wearing evening attire while the rest of us are coding in sweatpants. That cursive is so extra it's practically signing the Declaration of Independence with every semicolon! How are you supposed to spot a missing bracket when your code looks like it belongs in a Victorian wedding invitation?! And the thumbs down response? UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY. Good luck debugging that masterpiece at 2AM when your eyes are bleeding and every line looks like it was written by a fancy ghost with an art degree!

Ah yes, the classic "user-friendly" legacy code. When clients say they want to keep their ancient framework because it's "user-friendly," what they really mean is "this knife will kill you slowly instead of quickly." After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that "user-friendly" is code for "we've already memorized all the horrible workarounds." The only thing friendly about that framework is that it consistently lets you know it wants to stab you in the back. Pro tip: When a client insists on keeping something this dangerous, just quadruple your hourly rate. Either you'll get rich or they'll suddenly discover the magic of modern frameworks.

The eternal debate rages on! While "normies" insist HTML isn't a programming language, some absolute madlad created PLHTML - a cursed abomination that implements a Fibonacci sequence generator entirely in HTML attributes . This is the programming equivalent of saying "watch me" right before doing something horrifically unnecessary just to prove a point. The creator even added custom tags like <var> , <data> , and <output> with attributes like data-while to simulate actual programming constructs. The right side shows it actually works! This is what happens when spite becomes a programming motivation. Somewhere, a computer science professor is sobbing uncontrollably.

Content Planet Deaths 120,315,672,896 Has JavaScript NO NO YES NO NO NO NO NO NO COINCIDENCE?

Content You studied for 15 years but somewhere out there there's a nerdy teen who learned Vue.js in 2 months on Udemy and made a Tinder For Cats app that's making more money than you're ever gonna make in your entire career

Content o) SUNDAY Hi, M , the website looks great! But just one thing, since my store is about cosmetics, could you please add the image of a mirror for the background? That way when customers go to the website they will be able to see themselves and this might help them make a better choice. It would be more interesting. Thank you! 15:28