Nobody reads tos Memes

You know what would actually get people to read Terms & Conditions? Making them shorter . But instead, some genius UI designer decided to force-feed us 1208 lines of legal jargon by holding the Install button hostage for 20 minutes. Because nothing says "user experience" like pretending anyone's gonna sit there reading clause 847 about data collection in jurisdictions you've never heard of. Spoiler alert: we're all still gonna click "I agree" without reading. The only difference is now we're annoyed AND haven't read it. Peak software design right there.