Who Needs A Debugger

Content Going to sleep without being able to solve that one error Fuck you and I'I see you tomorrow!

The universal developer escape hatch strikes again! Nothing quite captures the cold sweat of a PM meeting like when they ask why the app is crawling like a turtle in molasses, and you're sitting there knowing full well it's probably because you're running it locally with 32GB RAM while production has the computing power of a toaster. The classic "works on my machine" defense is basically the developer equivalent of a kid saying "wasn't me" with chocolate all over their face. At this point, we should just start shipping our laptops to customers instead of code.

Oh snap! Schools teaching algorithms: "Here's how to sort data in O(n log n) time!" Meanwhile, real-world coding disasters are where the ACTUAL education happens! 😂 Why waste time on theory when we could be learning from that one dev who deleted production with a single command? The Daily WTF chronicles are basically the sacred texts of "what NOT to do" and honestly should replace half the CS curriculum. Nothing teaches faster than witnessing someone else's spectacular coding train wreck!

OH. MY. GOD. That vintage car with CHANDELIERS for headlights is the MOST DRAMATIC representation of our coding lives! 💅 You spend 6 hours writing a gorgeous algorithm only for it to crash spectacularly, so what do you do? Slap some random Stack Overflow solution on it that has NO BUSINESS working but somehow DOES?! The coding equivalent of attaching fancy chandeliers to a Cadillac and driving away like it's TOTALLY NORMAL. Your code might look ridiculous, but honey, if it passes QA, it SHIPS! Just don't look at the commit history... that's where the REAL horror show lives.

Content Fix bug by... asking colleagues asking ChatgPT issues on Github posts on Reddit searching all over Github reading document

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of Opera GX thinking they could just REMOVE a sacred fried egg image from their code! 💅 First they're like "we saved a WHOLE 18kb" as if that's something to brag about in our terabyte era. Then the ENTIRE INTERNET collectively loses its mind and demands justice for the egg that's been secretly lurking in their files since 2019! The fact that a browser had to publicly apologize to an EGG and then ceremoniously restore it to its rightful place is peak software development drama. This is why we can't have nice things... or smaller file sizes apparently!