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C++ Gives Me Too Much Power

C++ Gives Me Too Much Power
The evolution of a C++ developer's brain when solving a simple problem. First, nested loops like a normal person. Second, condensed one-liners because who needs readability? Third, string manipulation because why not overcomplicate things? And finally, recursive lambda functions with variadic templates because you hate your code reviewers and future self. C++ doesn't just give you enough rope to hang yourself—it gives you an entire hardware store worth of options to do it with style.

Text Editor Progression: The Path To Enlightenment

Text Editor Progression: The Path To Enlightenment
The evolutionary stages of developer brain expansion! Starting with the humble Notepad (barely firing neurons), progressing to VS Code (some decent neural activity), then leveling up to Vim (significant brain illumination), and finally reaching enlightenment with a custom text editor you built yourself. It's the coding equivalent of going from crawling to building your own rocket ship. The true mark of a developer isn't the code they write, but how unnecessarily complex they've made their text editing experience!

Who Needs A Debugger

Who Needs A Debugger
The evolutionary stages of debugging: from proper tools to cosmic enlightenment. Sure, you could use an actual debugger like a responsible adult. Or you could spam console.log() everywhere like a caffeinated monkey with a keyboard. But true debugging nirvana? That's when you're frantically adding border: 1px solid red; to every CSS element at 2AM, trying to figure out why your layout looks like it was designed by a toddler with a grudge. We've all been there—staring into the void of broken code until the void starts debugging back.