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Content CO JUST BECAUSEM A PROGRAMMER, DOESN'T MEANT CAN FIK THE PRINTER. i CO C I MEAN I CAN. BUT NOT BECAUSE M A PROGRAMMER!

Fancy gaming chair for coding? Sure. But when that elusive bug appears, you'll find yourself migrating to the porcelain throne for hours of contemplative debugging. Something about staring into the abyss of a toilet bowl really helps the error messages make sense. The most profound code revelations always happen when your legs have gone completely numb.

Content rJokes Posted by uSorenoSanguinem 5d 2020 Divided by 5 is 404, So the Whole Year is an Error. And now we have a virus.

The future of AI is looking grim for us code monkeys! In this dark comedy, a programmer asks an AI superintelligence if humans will still have coding jobs after the robot takeover. The AI confidently claims there are "things humans do that robots simply can't"... only for the final panels to reveal programmers kept in a zoo exhibit called "Coder-Town" where visitors marvel at the pathetic human trying to fix its own syntax errors. The real knife-twist? We're not even respected colleagues—we're just adorable pets that deserve corn when we struggle with bugs we created. This is basically our collective nightmare about GitHub Copilot's final form.

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World"

Content YOU THINK READING THE DB DIRECTLY IS A VALID PART OF DEBUGGING? IT IS, AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING IT'S NOT.