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GASP! The absolute AUDACITY of suggesting you can write an entire C/C++ program in one line! 😱 The character's mind is literally BLOWN because this is programming's equivalent of saying "I can fit the entire ocean in this teacup!" Sure, technically you CAN cram everything into one horrific, eye-bleeding semicolon-fest by removing all line breaks and proper formatting, but the poor soul who has to maintain that monstrosity will be sending you glitter bombs in the mail for ETERNITY. It's like telling a chef you can make a five-course meal in one pot - POSSIBLE but at what COST to your SANITY?!

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The greatest bait-and-switch in history wasn't cryptocurrency—it was the programming career brochure. They showed us glamorous people in sleek environments writing elegant code, but forgot to mention the reality: unwashed hair, Mountain Dew at 3 AM, and debugging someone else's spaghetti code while questioning your life choices. The only six-pack in programming is the energy drinks keeping your bloodstream caffeinated enough to find that missing semicolon. Universities really should be sued for false advertising!

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