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I Hate Docker

Infrastructure Containers It works on my machine Love-hate relationship Docker-compose

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5 months ago 354,994 views 0 shares

I Hate Docker

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When you spend 6 hours debugging why your container won't start, only to realize you forgot a single hyphen in your docker-compose.yml file. Then you spend another 3 hours dealing with volume permissions. Then your image size balloons to 4GB because you accidentally included node_modules. Then Docker Desktop eats 8GB of RAM just sitting there. Then you get the dreaded "no space left on device" error and have to prune everything like you're Marie Kondo-ing your entire digital life. But hey, at least "it works on my machine" is no longer an excuse, right? RIGHT?! The relationship between developers and Docker is truly a love story for the ages – except it's all hate and we're all trapped in this containerized nightmare together. 🙃

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