What debuggers actually do

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The debugger Xcode has a built-in debugger. Unfortunately, a debugger doesn't actually get the bugs out of your programs; it just lets them crash in slow motion so you can get a better idea of what is wrong. Like a police detective, the debugger lets you dig through the evidence after the damage has been done, in order to find the scoundrel who did it.

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