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The eternal cycle of side project enthusiasm. Top panel: Day 1, euphoric excitement, telling everyone how revolutionary your idea is and how you'll finish it in a weekend. Bottom panel: Day 3, staring blankly at your terminal as you realize you've created an unholy abomination of dependencies that would make Cthulhu weep. That API key commit to main branch? Chef's kiss of despair. The only thing growing faster than your git commit messages is your collection of Stack Overflow tabs.

In your head, it's all rainbows and elegant algorithms. You're basically the next Linus Torvalds, crafting revolutionary code that will change humanity forever. Then reality hits—semicolons missing, undefined variables everywhere, and that one bracket you can't find for 45 minutes. The dream of clean, beautiful code crumbles into a nightmare of Stack Overflow searches and desperate console.log statements. Programming: where expectations and reality have never met and never will.

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