What Can I Do? Just Add Plants!

Compiler warnings Code quality Technical debt Lazy solutions Programming problems Software development Error handling Developer life Workarounds

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What Can I Do? Just Add Plants!

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The universal developer solution to compiler warnings: just put a decorative plant in front of the screen! Who needs to fix those 43 warnings when strategic foliage placement solves the problem instantly? This is basically the software equivalent of putting tape over your check engine light. Sure, your code might explode in production, but at least your desk looks nicer!

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