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When your code finally runs after 48 hours of debugging, but you've lost all will to live in the process. That "Myself" button is looking mighty tempting after staring at a missing semicolon for two days straight. The irony of requesting your own death certificate online is the perfect metaphor for what happens when you deploy to production on a Friday afternoon. At least the UI is straightforward—unlike that legacy codebase you inherited.

Ah, the classic villain-to-victim pipeline that is modern computing. Our evil mastermind starts with grand ambitions of a revolutionary "vibe-coded OS" - because clearly what the tech world needs is operating systems that run on good vibes instead of actual code. But reality strikes faster than a Chrome tab consuming RAM. Suddenly he's out of memory, probably because the "vibe" compiler has an O(n²) space complexity. His solution? The universal IT troubleshooting step: open Task Manager and stare hopelessly at the 47 identical processes consuming your system resources. The true villain was Windows all along. No evil plan could ever match the psychological damage of watching your computer slowly grind to a halt while Task Manager itself becomes unresponsive.

Someone said "C isn't hard" and then proceeded to demonstrate the exact opposite. That syntax is the programming equivalent of those Russian nesting dolls, except each doll inside is progressively more haunted than the last. Nothing says "beginner-friendly" like declaring an array of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void. I've seen clearer instructions written in ancient Sumerian.

OMG, the BELL CURVE OF SANITY for API testing! 😩 On the left, we have the blissfully ignorant CURL users with their terminal wizardry and zero UI expectations. On the right, the enlightened CURL masters who've transcended Postman's GUI prison. And there in the middle? THE REST OF US MORTALS trapped in Postman purgatory, clicking through collections like lab rats in a maze of JSON responses and environment variables! The face says it all - that's the expression of someone who just spent 3 hours debugging why their bearer token stopped working after a coffee break. CURL or Postman? Choose your fighter, but know that both paths lead to the same existential crisis!

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