Sleep-deprived-coding Memes

That 4 AM code hits different when you're riding the caffeine wave and everything just *clicks*. You're basically an architectural genius building impossible structures that defy logic. Then you come back after some sleep and realize you've basically summoned a lizard to destroy your own castle. The confidence-to-competence ratio at 4 AM is truly something science should study. Sleep-deprived coding is like drunk texting your ex, except the ex is your production environment and the text is a commit that somehow passed your own code review. Future you will have questions. Many, many questions.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of night coding! You're there at 4AM, fueled by caffeine and desperation, creating what you SWEAR is a magnificent dragon of code—elegant, powerful, absolutely revolutionary! Then the morning sun rises, your brain cells regenerate, and you return to find... a plastic toy castle with a lizard on it. THE HORROR! Your masterpiece is just garbage with syntax! The cognitive dissonance between "night programmer you" and "morning programmer you" is the greatest betrayal since they canceled Firefly. And yet we KEEP DOING IT, because apparently we haven't suffered enough! 💀