The Unbreakable Developer

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Programmers will spend $150 on a gaming mouse with 15 programmable buttons but only use it to click "Run" and "Copy/Paste Stack Overflow solutions." The irony of owning hardware with more features than your actual code is *chef's kiss*. Sure, those macro buttons could automate your workflow, but why do that when you can just continue your sacred ritual of "ctrl+c, ctrl+v, pray it works"?

Content Test 4 Runtime Error Test 5 Time Limit Exceeded Test 6 WRONG ANSWER Finallv I have them all

The silent killer of build systems: auto-detected indentation. One developer uses tabs, another uses spaces, and suddenly your Makefile implodes because it requires exact tab characters for rules. The editor helpfully "fixed" your indentation and now your CI pipeline is a burning building behind you while you smile, knowing exactly who to blame. Nothing says "welcome to dependency hell" like watching four months of work collapse because someone's IDE thought it knew better than GNU Make's 1976 tab requirement.

The universal get-out-of-jail-free card for on-call engineers everywhere! When AWS went down yesterday, every developer suddenly had the perfect excuse to dodge responsibility. "Sorry boss, can't fix that critical bug... it's an AWS problem." *smug face* Meanwhile, you're just chilling on the couch, secretly grateful that for once, it's actually someone else's infrastructure to blame. The sweet relief when the biggest cloud provider becomes the scapegoat and you can finally get some sleep instead of debugging your own spaghetti code at 2 AM.

Ah, the mythical "permanent code" - that legendary state where your spaghetti mess becomes suddenly immutable when change requests arrive! 🕸️ Nothing strikes fear into a developer's heart quite like a boss casually suggesting "small tweaks" to a feature you cobbled together with duct tape, prayers, and Stack Overflow answers at 3 AM. The code is balanced so precariously that touching it might summon demons from the seventh circle of dependency hell. Pro tip: Just like Spider-Man's webs dissolve after an hour, your "permanent code" excuse has a similar expiration date. But hey, at least it buys you enough time to update your resume!