The Sacred Rite Of Debugging Passage

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The Sacred Rite Of Debugging Passage

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Nothing builds character like watching a junior dev get absolutely demolished by the same bug that humbled you five years ago. The smirk on that senior dev's face isn't smugness—it's the look of someone who knows the junior is about to level up their debugging skills through sheer trauma. Trial by fire is basically our industry's mentorship program.

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