The Sacred Rite Of Debugging Passage

The elite developer whispering to the junior: "They can debug with breakpoints and watch instead of prints and logs..." Meanwhile, the junior's mind is blown because they've been littering their code with console.log() statements like confetti at a parade. Sure, proper debugging tools have existed since the stone age of programming, but why use sophisticated tools when you can turn your terminal into an unreadable mess of "HERE1", "HERE2", and "WHY IS THIS UNDEFINED???" The real irony? Senior devs still resort to print statements when the debugger mysteriously stops working. We've all been there.

Oh, welcome to modern programming—where your IDE is just a browser with five AI tabs open. Remember when we used to debug our own code? Now we're just glorified AI wranglers, making the machines fight each other for the best solution. The truly painful part isn't even the AI dependency—it's the brutal self-awareness at the end. "It's me." Yeah buddy, it's all of us now. We've evolved from Stack Overflow copy-paste artists to AI response evaluators. Progress? Next week we'll just have AIs asking other AIs and cut out the middleman entirely. My job security is weeping in the corner.

Computers don't lie, but they sure know how to be dramatic about it. When your code finally works after 47 attempts and the computer's like "1" – that's binary for "I told you so." The machine's entire personality is just evaluating Boolean expressions and being insufferably correct while we're over here having existential crises over missing semicolons. The relationship between programmers and computers is basically us begging for validation and them responding with the computational equivalent of "k."

The revolutionary "Elon Sort" algorithm - where chaos is a feature, not a bug! First, fire half your array elements without warning. Then rehire them when you realize you need them after all. Repeat these steps a completely arbitrary number of times, then proudly announce your array is sorted without bothering to verify. It's the perfect algorithm if your goal is maximum drama with minimum functionality. Efficiency: O(wtf).

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