The Sacred Rite Of Debugging Passage

Oh the beautiful tragedy of regex! First post: "You have A problem. Regex is the solution. Now you have 2 problems." Second post: "There was this saying: the plural of regex is regrets." It's like trying to fix your bike with a flamethrower. Sure, the original problem is gone, but now your bike is on fire and you're questioning all your life choices! The regex rabbit hole claims another victim... *plays tiny violin*

Content foone 2d ago just found out about cargo-mommy, an add-on for the programming language rust. cargo mommy checkChecking bappy-script v0.1.3 error: expected one of ! or ::, found passes srcmain.rs: 20:6 20 mods passes; A expected one of ! or :: error: could not compile bappy-script (bin "bappy- script") due to previous error mommy knows her little girl can do better- because programming isn't hard enough, some of you fuckers had to go and make it HORNY. Like, I'm having enough trouble managing to understand this program I'm trying to modify, and now my compiler is all if you don't learn how to code better, mommy is going to put you in time-out- V That's a real error message you can get! from your compiler! BECAUSE YOUR COMPILER IS HORNY NOW. That's not even the highest level. That's the "thirsty" mood which you have to manually enable, but you can also set it to "yikes" for explicit BDSM shit. 'slides her finger in your mouth that's a good little toy- AND THAT'S NOT ALL It integrates with cargo-vibe which means it can have buttplug.io support. You could wear a remote vibrator and have your fucking dom- compiler give you some sexual pleasure every time your code compilestests properly. But don't worry: It's fully customizable. You can make mommy into daddy, tell it what pronouns to use for mommydaddy, you can tell it what to call you (don't like girl? or boy? try pet or toyl), you can even tell it what part of mommy you crave. By default it's "milk" but you can of course change it, and it'll give you messages involving your updated option. You can even change what pet names mommy has for you! because the default is "sluttoypetpervertwhore" (as in, it randomly picks one of those each time) but you could use alternatives. cow, puppy, princess, whatever. I seriously love and hate that this exists in equal measure. I am someone who has programmed literal porn games but has still managed to keep the "sex" and "programming" parts of their brain fairly separate, but today that barrier has come crashing down and now I need to just go stare at the sea for a couple hours. foone ) 2d ago of course installed it immediately

C++ developers watching Rust evangelists talk about memory safety is the programming equivalent of a wolf staring down a chihuahua. Sure, the chihuahua is making valid points about not eating the neighbors, but the wolf's been managing just fine with raw power and sharp teeth for decades, thank you very much. After 35 years of manual memory management, we've seen some things. And yeah, maybe we've caused a few segfaults that took down production servers at 2AM, but that's just character building.

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The ultimate conspiracy theory has been revealed—programming is just a massive hoax! According to this groundbreaking exposé, we've all been duped. Computers were meant to solve math, not be programmed. C is clearly just a letter in the alphabet that got way too full of itself. And if you need to print something? Grab a pen like a normal human being! My favorite part is the claim that optimizing CPU usage with recursive threaded methods is "nonsensical" and "deranged." Well, excuse me for trying to make my code run 0.02% faster while consuming only 99.8% of available RAM! And the evidence is damning: colored text in terminals, compilation errors, and a teapot you can't even drink from. Clearly, if programming were real, someone would have figured out how to make while(true){print(money);} work by now. Checkmate, developers.