The Sacred Rite Of Debugging Passage

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That CPU temperature reading of 60102451134464.0°C suggests your computer has achieved nuclear fusion. Congratulations on creating a small sun inside your PC case. The good news is your utilization is only at 10% - imagine the temperature when you try to open Chrome. Probably just a minor overflow error, but I'd still recommend keeping a fire extinguisher nearby... and possibly notifying CERN.

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Content Fixing errors in your C program all night and it's still full of errors but you have to turn something in. made this one with my tears.

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Computers don't lie, but they sure know how to be dramatic about it. When your code finally works after 47 attempts and the computer's like "1" – that's binary for "I told you so." The machine's entire personality is just evaluating Boolean expressions and being insufferably correct while we're over here having existential crises over missing semicolons. The relationship between programmers and computers is basically us begging for validation and them responding with the computational equivalent of "k."