The Sacred Rite Of Debugging Passage

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Content The AI suggestions are a bit wrong so I just write the code myself After two hours of debugging it turns out the AI was right

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That beautiful moment when you hand over your legacy codebase like a soggy cardboard box on a clothesline. "Here's that microservice I built at 3 AM during a production outage. No documentation, just vibes. Good luck figuring out why it crashes every third Tuesday!" Meanwhile you're skipping away to greener pastures while your replacement stares at 5,000 lines of uncommented spaghetti code with variable names like 'temp1' and 'finalFinalREALLYfinal2'. The digital equivalent of leaving a time bomb with a sticky note that says "it works on my machine!"

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Ah, the Hollywood hacking scenes – where furious typing and green text on black screens somehow grants access to the Pentagon in 12 seconds flat. Meanwhile, actual programmers are watching with that knowing smirk, sipping coffee, thinking "Sure buddy, go ahead and 'hack the mainframe' by mashing random keys while I spend 3 hours debugging why my function returns undefined despite literally changing nothing in the code." The only thing more unrealistic than movie hacking is the idea that any of us could look that good while coding. In reality, we're all just npm installing our problems away and praying the dependencies don't break again.