The Program Is Stable (Don't Touch Any Code)

The eighth circle of hell isn't fire and brimstone—it's debugging someone else's PHP code without documentation. Forcing trespassers to untangle nested if-statements and figure out why everything is both a string and not a string simultaneously is just cruel. Geneva convention violation right there. The perfect punishment for those who ignore boundaries, both physical and programmatic.

The eternal battle between sanity and productivity! Programmers hear "coding to music" and think it's their lifeline—those noise-cancelling headphones creating the perfect bubble where bugs magically disappear and algorithms flow like poetry. Meanwhile, doctors hear the same phrase and immediately picture some poor soul having their heart rhythm coded to the beat of "Stayin' Alive" during CPR. Same words, completely different universes. One's trying to stay awake during a 12-hour debugging session, the other's literally trying to keep someone alive. Next time you complain about your code not compiling, remember—at least nobody's coding your heartbeat.

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Content phantomrose96 Follow I could never be a video game developer because it would simply be impossible for me to put in the same inhuman dedication to making games as Gamers put into breaking games. I'd release something and the entire internet community would be like "MOST broken game ever FULL of BUGS and GLITCHES we have found FIVE-HUNDRED glitches" and every single one would be like "If you run into the far-back church corridor wall in the Deep Ceruluan map and kickflip precisely 4 times then pause and unpause the game it will make your character clip out of bounds" and I'd just have to be like "yeah that's because why the fuck would I run into the far-back wall and kickflip 4 times and pause and unpause that is objectively stupid and I did not test it and also no I'm not fixing it.

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