When asked how I fixed that critical production bug, I simply implemented the industry-standard "Ostrich Algorithm" - the elegant practice of burying your head in the sand and hoping the problem is rare enough that nobody notices. It's not laziness, it's resource optimization. The documentation even backs me up. Why waste precious dev hours on something that might happen once every 10,000 executions when you could be creating exciting new bugs instead?
The Ostrich Algorithm: A Time-Honored Debugging Tradition
24 days ago
83,895 views
0 shares

debugging-memes, algorithms-memes, technical-debt-memes, production-bugs-memes, lazy-programming-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
More Like This
No Comment
1 month ago
73.1K views
0 shares

The Ultimate Test Debugging Strategy
1 month ago
81.9K views
0 shares

99 Little Bugs In The Code
28 days ago
70.8K views
0 shares

The True Developer Dating Profile
1 month ago
121.5K views
0 shares

Loading more content...