When asked how I fixed that critical production bug, I simply implemented the industry-standard "Ostrich Algorithm" - the elegant practice of burying your head in the sand and hoping the problem is rare enough that nobody notices. It's not laziness, it's resource optimization. The documentation even backs me up. Why waste precious dev hours on something that might happen once every 10,000 executions when you could be creating exciting new bugs instead?
The Ostrich Algorithm: A Time-Honored Debugging Tradition
3 months ago
117,453 views
0 shares

debugging-memes, algorithms-memes, technical-debt-memes, production-bugs-memes, lazy-programming-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
More Like This
A Project Manager's screams in disguise.
1 year ago
14.8K views
0 shares

Frontend Vs. Backend
3 months ago
154.0K views
0 shares

Or are they..?
4 years ago
31.6K views
0 shares

The Toughest Job: Surviving A Code Review
1 month ago
109.7K views
0 shares

The Debugging Paradox
2 months ago
136.7K views
0 shares

Loading more content...