The Midnight Code Whisperer

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The Midnight Code Whisperer

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THE AUDACITY OF YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS TO HOLD YOUR CODE HOSTAGE WHILE YOU SLEEP! 😤 There you are, peacefully drooling on your pillow, when BAM! Your brain decides NOW is the perfect time to solve that bug you've been wrestling with for 9 HOURS STRAIGHT! Not during work hours, not during your coffee break, but when you're literally unconscious! And then you're forced to perform this deranged acrobatic laptop maneuver while your body is still 78% asleep because if you don't type it RIGHT THIS SECOND, that solution will evaporate into the night like morning dew! The relationship between programmers and sleep is truly the most toxic relationship in tech.

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