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Content Two questions that really bother me: 1) Does GitHub use GitHub itself to create GitHub? 2) Can GitHub roll back using GitHub to fix GitHub if GitHub crashes?

Client: "Our data is very organized and clean!" Developer: *receives a pile of crumbled chocolate cupcakes with random file formats scattered around* The expectation vs. reality gap in data handoffs is the tech world's greatest practical joke. Clients envision their data as this adorable, well-groomed dog cake with perfect frosting roses, while developers get what looks like someone dropped the cake in a parking lot and then tried to fix it with a spatula and blind optimism. And of course, they've sprinkled in some Excel, XML, TXT, and PDF files because why use one consistent format when you can use four incompatible ones? Nothing says "professional data management" like a digital version of a dessert crime scene.

Content How to get GenZ developers to stop using emojis in commit messages and PR titles? I am a senior developer and tech lead at a software company. Recently, we hired some fresh graduates who are very talented and enthusiastic, but they have a habit of using emojis in their commit messages. For example, they would write something like: "Fixed bug in login function Or "Optimized sqc algorithm I" or "fix lint Go" and " : handle null pointer exception y" I find this very unprofessional and annoying, as it makes the commit history hard to read and understand. I have tried to talk to them and explain the importance of clear and concise commit messages, but they don't seem to care. They even put emojis as variable names in Kotlin, apparently you can do it using back ticks, I didn't even know this. (edit: this seemed to be just a one time joke and they took out during code revIew. They just laugh to my teams message with a clown emoji, and a tomato? What's that even mean? How can I get them to stop using emojis in their commit messages? Is this a common problem in the industry? How do you handle it in your team? Any advice or suggestions would be appreciated. Thanks. 550 Comments Share g Unsave 162 people here (

Classic off-by-one error in the wild. Six candles for a 26th birthday because arrays start at zero. The cake compiler didn't throw any errors, so clearly it's working as intended. That chocolate frosting looks suspiciously like a failed merge conflict resolution.

The circle of digital life! Your AI coding assistant confidently suggests improvements while secretly running on a diet of Stack Overflow answers from 2014. Meanwhile, those Stack Overflow answers need constant human updates because technology evolves faster than documentation. It's the ultimate ouroboros - AI pretending to be smarter than the humans who created the very content it regurgitates. Next time your AI suggests "optimizing" your perfectly functional code, remember it's just parroting some poor soul who got 47 upvotes seven years ago.