The Eternal Cat And Mouse Debugging Game

Oh look, we've come full circle! After spending billions on AI to replace programmers, someone's revolutionary idea is to... *checks notes*... ask humans for help? 🤯 The "vibe coder" discovers the ancient technology known as "asking the senior dev" - a technique that's only been working flawlessly since the dawn of programming. Next breakthrough: discovering that keyboards work better when plugged in. It's the tech equivalent of inventing the wheel, getting a flat tire, and then wondering if legs might be useful backup systems.

Content Customer: Is this a bug or a feature? Devs: Good question.

Top: A horrifying cascade of hardcoded if-statements checking individual values from 457 to 463, alternating between returning True and False. Bottom: The reason for this atrocity - a script that generates these if-statements by asking how many you need, then writing them to a file with alternating boolean returns. And they say automation is supposed to make our lives better. This is the programming equivalent of using a CNC machine to carve "Live, Laugh, Love" signs.

Content 4 Next 88 I'm from Canada, but live in the States now. voles It took me a while to get used to writing boolean variables with an "Is" prefix, instead of the "Eh" suffix that Canadians use when programming. For example: MyObj.IsVisible MyObj.VisibleEh

The duality of a developer's life in four panels. First, you're quietly sobbing over bugs. Then a kind soul offers help. But the moment you open Stack Overflow? Pure existential crisis. Suddenly your simple question feels like asking why water is wet, and you'd rather abandon your entire career than face the wrath of keyboard warriors who'll crucify you for not knowing about some obscure flag in a command you've never used. The "..." bubble says everything words can't—that moment of pure dread before hitting submit.

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World"