The Dev Breaketh And The Dev Fixeth

bugs Developer life Imposter syndrome Software development Self-deprecating Bug fixing

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6 months ago 115,260 views 1 shares

The Dev Breaketh And The Dev Fixeth

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The AUDACITY of developers to feel like GODS among mortals because they fixed a bug THEY CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE! 🙄 The emotional journey from "I fixed a bug today" to the devastating revelation that it was "my own" is just *chef's kiss* perfection. Then the SHEER DELUSION of asking "am I a genius?" followed by that smug self-congratulatory "I really can't say, but yes" is the most accurate portrayal of developer narcissism I've ever witnessed. We're literally celebrating not setting our own houses on fire after playing with matches! The bar is on the FLOOR, people!

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