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The most truthful breakdown of a developer's workday ever created. Only 1% actual coding? Sounds about right. The other 99% is just the supporting cast for those rare moments when you actually write a line of code that works.
That 5% StackOverflow figure is suspiciously low though. Either the author is a genius or they're counting it as part of "googling errors" to hide their shame. And let's be honest, that 9% of synchronized screen-staring with colleagues is just the modern version of a tribal rain dance hoping the bug will magically disappear.
The real propaganda here is that coffee only gets 15%. In reality, the entire pie chart should be floating in a sea of caffeine.
