The Cosmic Mystery Of Programming

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Content What is the value in the variable? A: object Object undefined B: D: "42" NaN imoflip.com

Just pushed 47 failing tests to production and went home for the weekend. Kings don't lose sleep over peasant concerns like test coverage. Monday's problem now. The QA team can join my "prayer circle" Slack channel if they need me.

Welcome to the Ninety-Ninety Rule of programming, where the first 90% of the code takes 10% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%. Nothing quite captures the existential dread of development like thinking you're almost done, only to discover that fixing one stupid button will consume your entire weekend, three energy drinks, and what remains of your sanity. The real initiation into programming isn't learning syntax—it's that moment when you realize every estimation you've ever made was a hilarious fantasy, and that hamburger button might as well be the final boss in a game you never agreed to play.

The eternal Git confession we all make but never admit to. You know that moment when you've been wrestling with merge conflicts for two hours, documentation is just a suggestion, and suddenly git push -f starts looking like a completely reasonable life choice? That's this meme in its purest form. The "it" being pushed is both the code AND the responsibility for whatever chaos ensues. The typo in "JUSTR" is just *chef's kiss* - perfectly representing the frantic energy of someone who's about to nuke the remote repository while muttering "I'll fix it in production."

Content TB CLUB INDENTATION ERROR DETECTED So I said put it on my- Get out THEJENKINSCOMIC