The Cosmic Mystery Of Programming

Complaining about network issues one second, playing Chrome's offline dinosaur game with religious dedication the next. Nothing transforms a senior developer into a prehistoric gaming enthusiast faster than the WiFi dropping. That little T-Rex becomes your best friend during sprint planning calls when your router decides it's time for an unscheduled vacation. The true irony? After 7 years building network infrastructure, I still find myself jumping cacti instead of, you know, actually fixing the connection.

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Nothing says "I'm helping" like an AI that can't even match parentheses properly. Those unbalanced brackets and braces in Google's Gemini ad are the coding equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. Sure, let the AI write your code—if you enjoy debugging cryptic syntax errors at 2AM while questioning your career choices. "Streamline your workflow" they say... more like "streamline your path to Stack Overflow." The irony of a code-generating tool that can't generate syntactically correct code in its own marketing material is just *chef's kiss*.

The ultimate power move: writing your entire program in the comments section like you're dictating to a room of terrified junior devs. No IDE. No version control. Just raw intimidation and questionable life choices. Bonus points if you're wearing a suit while doing it. The perfect intersection of "I'm too important to write my own code" and "I don't trust any of you to understand my vision without me spelling it out character by character."