The Bug Survives Your Debugging Apocalypse

The developer food chain in its natural habitat. Stack Overflow: "Closed as duplicate" (without linking the original). Reddit: "Go Google it lmao" (while downvoting you to oblivion). Hacker News: "This is not an appropriate forum for questions" (followed by a 5-paragraph rant about how you're using the wrong language). 4chan: "KYS nooder" (somehow the most helpful response because at least they're honest about their contempt). Finding programming help online is like asking directions in four different countries where everyone hates tourists.

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The cobbler's children have no shoes, and the programmer's house has no smart tech—just a demonic printer that might need to be put down at any moment. Nothing captures the duality of tech life better than this. Non-tech people building smart homes with IoT everything, while actual developers know better than to invite that chaos into their lives. We're too busy fixing bugs at work to come home and debug why our refrigerator is suddenly speaking Portuguese and ordering 50 gallons of milk. And that printer? The universal enemy. The one piece of technology that has somehow escaped decades of innovation and remains stubbornly, maliciously stupid. It senses fear and feeds on desperation. It requires blood sacrifice to print a simple PDF.

Content This is a debugger. It's extremely powerful. Coding will be much easier if you use it! Then use it! Bugger off Yup. Yup. That makes sense to me. print ("beepboop")

Content Open fs Promises API 160 ysulyma opened this issue on Apr 30, 2019 4 comments May be fixed by 173 Frikster commented on Oct 19, 2023 fs-extra has promises and uses graceful-fs under the hood. A third-party library fixing and using a third-party one that fixes a native one. fs-extra adds file system methods that aren't included in the native fs module and adds promise support to the fs methods. It also uses graceful-fs to prevent EMFILE errors. It should be a drop in replacement for fs. Stay tuned and soon there will be a problem with fs-extra that means it will cease to be a drop in replacement for fs . So then we'll need a third-party library that fixes and uses a third-party library that fixes and uses a third-party library to fix fs . A library being a drop-in replacement for a library that was supposed to be a drop-in replacement for a built-in library which should've worked in the first place Node.is ecosysten

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