The Bug Survives Your Debugging Apocalypse

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Content termination. You cannot ignore the "SIGKILL or "SIGSTOP signals at all. You can ignore program error signals like 'SIGSEG', but ignoring the error won't enable the program to continue executing meaningfully. Ignoring user requests such as 'SIGINT', 'SIGQUIT', and 'SIGTSTP' is unfriendly. When you do not wish signals to be delivered during a certain part of the program, the thing to do is to block them, not ignore them. Note Blocking Signals::.

The four stages of developer evolution, beautifully depicted as increasingly unhinged clown makeup: Stage 1: The innocent belief your code is "good and understandable" because your colleagues said so. Bless your heart. Stage 2: The realization that clean code belongs in textbooks, not production. In the real world, that pristine architecture just slows down delivery. Stage 3: The existential crisis when you discover those elegant abstractions you spent weeks on are worthless after the first requirement change. Stage 4: The final form - admitting you never formally studied programming while your codebase burns in the background. Yet somehow, the system still runs. And that's how we all end up maintaining legacy code written by circus performers.

Content Git in company or in public repos Hey, here's my commit message, I spent 30h carefully selecting my words to perfectly explain the additions N000000000 IT'S 51 CHARS LONG, DO IT AGAIN !!! Git in my private repos Does "zjzjdjzdzjopjz" sounds good ? I also have "FUCK THIS STUPID BUG" Fuck yeah Bro, let's push this to master ASAP!

Scientists: "Let's methodically figure out why this works." Programmers: "NOBODY MOVE! DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING! It's working through some arcane digital sorcery that will instantly vanish if we dare question it!" The difference is clear. Scientists seek understanding. Programmers worship at the altar of "it works on my machine" and treat working code like a house of cards built by a ghost. The number of production systems running on unexplainable fixes and accidental solutions would terrify the general public.

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