The Bug Survives Your Debugging Apocalypse

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The Bug Survives Your Debugging Apocalypse

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The absolute carnage of 5 hours of debugging only to find that the bug is completely unfazed by your suffering. That smug Night King face screams "I could have been fixed with a semicolon, but I chose violence." The most horrifying part? The bug will return in production with three new friends after you thought you squashed it. Nothing says software engineering quite like staring into the abyss while the abyss stares back with a runtime error.

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