The Bug "Fix" That Wasn't

Content Benny 27 ,ZzZ BennyPeake Dec 16 Replying to fullbright and studioanisa During a school project we had a segfault that would happen at the very end of our game Rather than spend hours debugging b4 our presentation we just took a screen shot of the end screen and set that as the desktop wallpaper so when it crashed to desktop it looked like the end 21 17 276 2.3K Steve Gaynor fullbright Dec 16 yyyeeesssssss 17 94

Content haley haleycoleee Yeah sex is cool but have you ever finally found a bug and deleted all your print statements at once

The eternal battle: ignoring your girlfriend vs ignoring IDE warnings. The guy with a noose around his neck saying "First time?" perfectly captures how developers have been cheerfully dismissing those red squiggly lines since the dawn of coding. Sure, your relationship might be in danger, but have you seen the 47 deprecated method warnings that you're pretending don't exist? That code's been running in production for years—clearly those warnings are just suggestions!

Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor HI 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

What we're looking at is the programming equivalent of using a sledgehammer to kill a fly. Some "professional" Roblox developer wrote an entire novel of nested if-statements to check and destroy items in a player's backpack. Instead of, you know, using a simple loop or function. It's like watching someone empty an entire swimming pool with a teaspoon when there's a drain right there. The best part? The bright blue syntax highlighting really brings out the desperation in the code. This is what happens when "copy-paste from Stack Overflow" becomes a lifestyle choice.

Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern developer! What starts as a lean, efficient algorithm in your brain somehow transforms into tangled spaghetti code when your fingers hit the keyboard. And then, after hours of refactoring and "optimizing," you've somehow made it worse—upgrading it to a thicker, more robust fettuccine code. It's the coding equivalent of going to the gym but somehow getting less fit. The skeleton represents what remains of your sanity after staring at nested if-statements and callback hell for 12 straight hours. Pro tip: If your code base evolves to lasagna code (with too many layers), it might be time to consider a career change to actual pasta making.