The Alarming State Of Debugging

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL! 😭 You know what's worse than a dog bite? Having your precious code MURDERED by management! You spent HOURS—possibly DAYS—crafting that beautiful feature with your blood, sweat, and tears... only for some suit to casually declare it "unnecessary" like they're deciding what toppings to skip on a pizza! The dog didn't bite you physically, but management just took a chainsaw to your SOUL! And the worst part? This happens EVERY. SINGLE. SPRINT. I'm going to need therapy after this one!

Content SENIOR DEV PUT IT IN BACKLOG JUNIOR DEV SO WE CAN FIX IT LATER, RIGHT? SO WE CAN FIX IT LATER, RIGHT?

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of corporate America! 😱 The senior dev abandons ship and what does management do? Promotes the junior who JUST figured out how to center a div—the most BASIC of CSS skills! It's like giving someone a Nobel Prize for learning to tie their shoelaces! The look of pure terror on junior dev's face says it all—he knows he's about to be thrown into the deep end of legacy code with nothing but a div-centering life jacket. Meanwhile, the boss is BEAMING with the confidence of someone who thinks HTML is a programming language. The entire codebase is about to become a dumpster fire of epic proportions!

Content Yesterday at 10:07 PM i just programmed something without getting any errors Yesterday at 10:31 PM nVm

The classic "study properly" vs "wing it" dilemma! Taking notes is for those who still believe documentation matters. Meanwhile, the rest of us just slam code together and pray to the compiler gods that we'll somehow remember which obscure function fixed that weird edge case three months ago. It's the programming equivalent of saying "I'll definitely remember where I parked" and then wandering around the parking lot for 20 minutes. The confidence is admirable though—nothing says "senior developer" like the unshakable belief that your memory is better than it actually is.