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Content Nabeel Ahmed Nabeelzs FU Facts Verse Tech companies in China are hiring "programming cheerleaders". Girls that cheer up the programmers as they work.

Nothing says "I'm having a fantastic day" quite like spending three hours navigating through 25-step deployment processes just to change a single button's text. Enterprise apps: where simple tasks require committee approval, seven different environments, and a blood sacrifice to the legacy code gods. The best part? When you finally reach step 17, you realize you forgot to update a config file back at step 3. Pure. Developer. Bliss.

LinkedIn has become a dystopian hellscape where everyone's either a "Prompt Engineer" or a "Growth Hacker Ninja Rockstar." Meanwhile, the real heroes are the ones who've actually kept production alive through legacy monoliths that should've been decommissioned in 2012, debugged critical outages at ungodly hours while everyone else was asleep, and somehow managed to not burn the entire codebase down. But does LinkedIn care about your battle scars? Nope. It wants you to sound like you spent your entire career attending AI conferences and whispering sweet nothings to ChatGPT. The brutal truth is that "survived legacy monoliths" doesn't get you recruiter DMs, but "Gen AI Enthusiast" does. Welcome to tech in 2024, where buzzwords matter more than actually shipping code.

So you're vibing so hard with AI coding assistants that you let them handle your payment form, and now the error message is literally suggesting someone else's credit card details? Complete with a different name, full card number, CVV, and everything? This is what happens when you copy-paste that AI-generated code without reading it. The "thorough analysis" found a card alright—probably from the training data or some poor soul named Blessing Okonkwo whose info got hardcoded into the suggestion logic. Nothing says "production-ready" like your payment gateway playing matchmaker with random credit cards. Day 1 as a vibe coder: Ship fast, debug never, accidentally commit financial fraud. The CVV is even there. Chef's kiss. 💀

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Content CC CC Program Compiler Learn and code in CC GET In-App Purchases Jrmarion510 I tried running a basic c program: include iostream using namespace std; int main() cout "hello world" endl; return 0; Does not run. I just get error messages. Developer Response 2y ago Hello, you are missing a at the start. It should be include instead of include . The error messages are meant to show errors in your codes; they are not a malfunction of the app.