Spiders Are The Best Web Dev

Content IT Alignments Lawful Good Makes a ticket for you before working on your issue. Neutral Good Fixes it for you, but asks you to make a ticket afterward for tracking purposes Chaotic Good Fixes it for you with NO TRACKING AT ALL Lawful Neutral Refuses to work on your issue without a ticket. To do otherwise would be anarchy. Neutral Fixes all issues in the order they came in regardiess of pressure or bribery. Your emergency is not IT's emergency. Chaotic Neutral Fixes it for you if you bring in a good bribe, like bacon or cookie. Lawful Evil Forces you to make a ticket and then asks you to justify why your issue is more important than every other ticket. V Neutral Evil May or may not fix your issue, since obviously the real problem here is you, not your computer. Chaotic Evil Fixes your issue quickly and cheerfully and then tells the CEO that the servers went down because you were wasting IT's time with your petty problems.

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Content When your write code so well that you have to add errors iust to make sure the compiler is working correctly DJ KHALED SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS made with mematic ATTISTIR EXPLICIT CONTENT

Content Scientists invented a bracelet that converts stress to energy Devs after 5 minutes of debugging

The eternal cycle of software development: you start Monday with grand ambitions to rebuild your codebase into a masterpiece, only for your PM to immediately shoot it down because refactoring doesn't add visible features. Meanwhile, your code sits there like that beaver with the crazy eyes, silently judging your optimism while it continues to be a tangled mess of technical debt. The audacity of thinking you'd get to improve things instead of bolting on yet another quick fix!

That moment when your mental stability hangs by a thread while running your code. First you think you're in control, running tests on your masterpiece. Then reality hits—your code is actually running psychological experiments on you. The transition from confidence to existential crisis happens in exactly 0.3 seconds, or the time it takes for your first exception to appear.